Hello my faithful fellow bloggers,
This post today is to remind my very bestest friend that no matter what I will always be there for you. We recently had a sort of falling out and although we still need to work things out it is important for you to know that I am always here to protect your honor and your feelings :) I love you more than tropical skittles and sour patch kids. More than Julian and Tobuscus. And WAY than Channing Tatum. Here goes everything!
The Best Friend Code :
1. When you're depressed, I'll scare the crap out of you so you're too busy calming your heart rate to keep being depressed.
2. When you trip and fall flat on your face, I'll point and laugh, and if anyone else dares, I'll beat them up to a pulp.
3. When you get a boyfriend you really like, I'll tease you endlessly about him, and when you're not looking, I'll march up to him and warn, "She's my best friend; you break her heart, I'll break your face.
4. When you're blue, I will try my best to dislodge whatever is choking you.
5. When you're standing by the water or on the diving board, I'll push you into the water and laugh at you.
6. When you say "I hate you!" I'll respond "I love you too."
7. We can never discuss anything serious because whenever we try, we always end up rolling around in laughter.8. My dream future always includes you.
9. When you grin, I know it's not necessarily because you're happy, but because you're plotting something, and it involves me.
10. When you are trying to avoid somebody, I will invite that somebody to your house, lock you two in your room and demand you make amends or else I'm not unlocking the door.
11. I will humiliate myself to make you laugh when you're sad.
12. When I discover an incredibly scary video on the Internet or whatnot, I will send it to you just to freak you out.
13. I love to embarrass you.
14. When we laugh, we laugh together. When we cry, we cry together.
15. I can see right through you; I can read your mind; I always know how you feel when I'm in your presence.
16. I know more about you than you do yourself.
17. Whenever you're planning a prank, no matter how devious it might be, I want to be a part of it as long as you're sure you want to go through with it.
18. When we play the Trust game, and you're falling into my arms, I won't catch you and I'll laugh when you topple over onto the ground, but when you fall in real life, I'll always be there for you.
19. I will always be there for you, no matter how many times I make fun of you.
And finally the most important of all. The big kahuna ..........drum roll please.........
20. Hoes before Bros: Choosing Hoes before bros means that you don’t choose a boy over your friend. Don’t cancel your plans with your friend or let your friend down just because you want to be with someone you’re interested in.
If the guy you are interested in is really special to you, you can always ask your friend first and they’ll likely understand. But a true friend doesn’t drop you to be with someone else.
" A good friend will visit you in hospital and say “Get well soon ” and leave. But a true friend sits near you and says “The doctor is hot, take your time to get well.”
I love ya sister! Stay Golden.
Yours Truly,
Yours Truly,
The Travelbug
